Billy, the same Billy that shot the horse in Cape Breton, in Crawford's Collection pulled a nice stunt while in the navy. His cleaning station one morning for Captain's rounds was 4P2 heads, he had the stainless steel sink and bowl just agleaming! He then placed a glob of peanut butter under the lip of the toilet bowl,and stood to his station. The Chief Boatswain was leading the entourage and first spotted the brown stuff. He said," Ordinary seaman, what is this?" "What's what. sir ?" Billy replied.
"What's this? " the boatswain repeated, "What's what?" Billy said again, looking straight ahead all the time and standing at rigid attention. "Look down here!", the Boatswain demanded. Billy looked down , frowned, stuck his finger in the peanut butter and placed it to his lips. Standing rigid again and looking straight ahead. Billy said , "Shit, Sir."