A young rooster showed up in the hen house and told the old rooster to get lost. The old rooster pleaded, just let me have a few old hens in the corner? "No way", said the young rooster," get lost! " The old rooster said, "How about a race, I'll race you around the henhouse and if I win I get to have an few old hens in the corner!" OK. At the count of three the old rooster took off and was a bit ahead of the young rooster. Just then the farmer on his porch shot the young rooster, he turned to his wife and said," That's the third gay rooster I've bought this year!"