This guy was lying in a hospital bed, he said to the nurse, " Gimmee a little kiss, will you?" She said, " No!" He persisted, "Aw,come on, one litle kiss won't hurt? " She again said, "No!" He wouldn't give up, " Just a little peck, that's all!" She said, " No, you don't understand, we are in a hospital, someone could come through that door at any time, I shouldn't even be giving you this hand job!"